…and, he ruined it. Epically. I knew it was going to happen. Nicholas Kristof takes his rightful place as an object of ridicule and scorn.
A MODEST PROPOSAL: A KING AND QUEEN FOR AMERICA by Nicholas D. Kristof
This seems a lot less like a satire given
Woody Allen’s idiocy.
The national campaign to get President Obama to emote, throw crockery
Crockery? Is there a history of American presidents throwing clay pots at the British? Did Washington cross the Potomac with kettles in hand?
at oil executives and jump up and down in fury
We get it. Your emphasis on the ridiculous is noted, yet nothing the White House has done since the oil spill has been any more effective than a toddler's tantrum style of crisis management.
has failed. But here’s a long-term solution: Let’s anoint a king and queen.
Is this still satire?