Deregulate the Regulators!

Before we delve into this smoldering heap of nonsense from today's Object of Ridicule and Scorn, The Boston Globe, let's take a moment to acknowledge how soul-suckingly terrible the people in New England have it. It's cold until May, the urban planning in Boston makes a Rio De Janeiro slum look like the Eastern Bloc, and high school kids can't stop saying "wicked hardcore" (pron. hahd-cowa) in a way that would even piss off Will Hunting.

Still, the harshness of the brutal New England landscape does not exempt them from my scorn. Get your proverbial house in order, Boston Globe, because this was just feeble.