July 31, 2011

100th Post Extravaganza (Sponsored by Grover Norquist)


Liberals are on a bender right now. There panties are thoroughly bunched at the conservative politicians and Tea Party Republicans who really, genuinely, truly, super-dooper-times-a-gazillion meant it when they signed a pledge not to vote for new taxes or tax increases. They’re absolutely gorging themselves on hating Grover Norquist, who runs Americans for Tax Reform.  






It actually beats the “hostage-taking GOP” meme that reminds us all of fonder days when liberals were still wringing their hands over crosshairs on political ads and the “rhetoric of violence.” As a result, Norquist has been summarily elevated to niche celebrity as the right-wing boogeyman. Previously, this post has been ably held by Karl Rove (who had the gall to get Republicans elected), Donald Rumsfeld (who had the gall to believe that the world was better off without Saddam Hussein), and Ken Starr (who had the gall to believe that perjury was a felony)…among others.

As an intellectual force, Norquist regularly mops the floor all the most popular people at all the most fabulous DC parties:

Chris Matthews doesn’t seem to understand politics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DncElYQmAF0)

Client #9 doesn’t seem to understand economics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENbQ2StXKRY&feature=related)

And an entire smattering of know-nothings get woodshed’d on just about everything: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbvQjYUd_L8&feature=related)

I’ll cut short the tour of YouTube. Norquist isn’t the point of this whole thing; he’s in the hand that the magician is waving around while the other hand is fishing for the rabbit. Liberals are absolutely aghast that Republicans want to govern in absolutes. The entire narrative is set up around lauding flexibility, promoting compromise, praising capitulation. John McCain has made a thoroughly underwhelming career out of being the least-hated mortal enemy of the liberal media. This isn’t new either, but it’s been in exile since the Gang of Something or Other (probably led by a certain Senator from a certain state of Arizona) struck a deal to coerce Democrats to allow Bush’s judicial nominees through in 2005 (conspicuously, this media reflex seemed absent circa 2006-10). The media noise is the Pavlovian reinforcement mechanism that forced us to sit through 5 decades of limited government as a pipe dream. It’s why despite Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingrich, and two decades of conservative ascendancy, the government continues to grow to an unprecedented girth.

Forget for a moment that if Republicans are being recalcitrant on resisting tax increases, Democrats must therefore have been equally obstinate on insisting on tax increases in the first place. Yes, it’s the Law of the Conservation of Political Priorities in action, but there’s more going on here. This isn’t about the debt ceiling, or revenue, or class warfare or even maintaining tax increases as a theoretical construct for deficit reduction (despite it being economic hogwash). This is about fearing the absolute no matter the irrationality. Civics 101: the point of government is the establishment of an absolute set of rules so that affairs aren’t settled by the biggest club. Those existence of absolute rules is what keeps civilization afloat and

That’s why we have the Constitution. It’s why we have written laws. The Constitution is our nation’s one sacred, inviolate text. It is the law. Hundreds of thousands of intelligent men and women have spent 224 years parsing every word. There is no reason that our politicians should be compelled to be flimsy and arbitrary in writing laws that are, by definition, hard and fast. When liberals’ bender of flexibility and compromise wears off, the American people are left with the hangover of rigidity and the absolute. We live in a republic—not a democracy--for good reasons. The voters can’t dictate what a representative will do when he gets to Washington. However they can, and should, pin a note to their elected officials’ lapels that says “Good luck in Washington. Remember why we sent you. We’ll be watching.”

Obviously the denunciation of pledges and the politics of absolutism is wildly irrational for ordinary citizens. For the media, the rationale may simply be the result of intellectual laziness, faulty logic, and poorly-drawn conclusions. More likely, however, is the precarious position of the career Washingtonians facing a shrinking government who resent having their influence on political affairs supplanted or diluted by the influence of the voters. Those posturing about the virtue of compromise have directed their entire argument towards preserving a less democratic republic.
Tip of the cap to the House Republicans. I know your seat is hot right now. Thanks for remembering that your constituents can light a fire that President Obama can’t.

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