EJ Dionne never really understood the American people enough to know how to find the political center. The result, as you can see below, is political vertigo.
The right’s stealthy coup
By E.J. Dionne Jr., Published: April 1
Right before our eyes, American conservatism is becoming
something very different from what it once was.
Assertive?
Yet this transformation is happening by stealth because
moderates are too afraid to acknowledge what all their senses tell them.
Stealth, like a ninja
elephant flying a Stealth bomber through a goddamn electrical storm. But you
foxed that shit out because your radar is un-fucking-stealthable.
Last week’s Supreme Court oral arguments on health care were
the most dramatic example of how radical tea partyism
E.J. Dionne: crotch-kicking
the English language since 1976. (Or something; I can’t be bothered to actually
look up his embarrassing first foray into professional journalism.)
has displaced mainstream conservative thinking.
Conservative Justices
in the Supreme Court and the years of their appointments:
Antonin Scalia: 1986
Anthony Kennedy: 1988
Clarence Thomas: 1991
John Roberts: 2005
Samuel Alito: 2006
Tea Party founding:
2009.
Even if Dionne hadn’t
taken the 7.2 seconds to Google this factoid, anyone paying even passing
attention to news in 2009 knows that the Tea Party existed as a reaction to
Obama’s executive power-grab, which couldn’t have happened before 2009.
Moreover, a Republican court appointee, by necessity of the nominating process,
could not have happened after 2008. Either Dionne is a fool (likely), or he is
arguing that the Supreme Court is both populist and reactionary (which is
undeniably foolish, as Supreme Court Justices are appointed for life for
precisely the purpose of combating populist and reactionary trends).
It’s not just that the law’s individual mandate was, until
very recently, a conservative idea.
Yes, it was proposed
by the Heritage Foundation and a handful prominent Republicans in the ‘90s. No,
it was never a conservative idea.
Even conservative legal analysts were insisting it was
impossible to imagine the court declaring the health-care mandate
unconstitutional, given its past decisions.
This wasn’t fucking Pearl Harbor or 9/11. These hypothetical doofuses are
still probably buzzing about the shocking twist ending to the latest Katherine
Heigl flick. Surprise, assholes, the
guy and the girl end up together.
So imagine the shock
She took him back?
After he was lying to her the entire time about the bet he had with Paul Walker?
Oh Rachel Leigh Cook, no matter how many times I re-watch She’s All That, your characters never cease to challenge my
preconceptions and supplant my expectations! You are a cinematic treasure! (Is
that fruit too low? It’s been like fifteen years.)
when conservative justices repeatedly spouted views closely
resembling the tweets
Supreme Court oral
arguments are, by law and custom, restricted to 140 characters.
and talking points issued by organizations of the sort
funded by the Koch brothers.
<nefarious> Dun
Dun Duuuuunnnnnnn </nefarious>
The Koch brothers own
the Supreme Court! I’m not sure if this is supposed to be damning for the
Supreme Court or redemptive for conservative opinioneers. Opiners?
Opinion-givers? Fuck it, I like opinioneers.
Don’t take it from me.
I have more trust in
people that have mugged me.
Charles Fried, solicitor general for Ronald Reagan, told The
Washington Post’s Ezra Klein that it was absurd for conservatives to pretend
that the mandate created a market in health care.
Well no shit, Corporal
Paraphrase. No one argues that the individual mandate spontaneously created the
health care market. It does, however, create commerce deemed unnecessary by the
marketplace. That’s why it’s a mandate. As Scalia pointed out during oral arguments,
however, the market being regulated was not health care; it was health care
insurance. Yes, the distinction is germane
to the argument. While everyone might need health care, not everyone needs
health care insurance. Obviously there are issues looking at the health care
insurance market as a whole as well, as everything from prenatal care to obesity
care will only apply to select, and easily-identifiable groups in society. Lumping
in coverage for gout medication with birth control, insulin shots, and gender
reassignment surgery makes about as much sense as forcing retailers to sell a
baby-grand piano with every case of beer.
“The whole thing is just a canard that’s been invented by
the tea party . . .,” Fried said, “and I
was astonished to hear it coming out of the mouths of the people on that
bench.”
This man has also
claimed, without irony, sarcasm, or pants-shitting horror, that the federal
government is absolutely within its rights to compel, by force, the purchase of
any good or service. Broccoli. Straight leg jeans. Excess inventory of the
discontinued Microsoft Zune. Anything! Again, legal opinions aren’t about
populism, but citizens are comfortable with and few judges profess Fried’s
judicial philosophy.
Staunchly conservative circuit judges Jeffrey Sutton
Who called the
plaintiff’s claims against the individual mandate “a theory of constitutional validity
the Court has never considered before.” Far from a ringing endorsement, this
was merely an acknowledgment that nothing short of a Supreme Court opinion on
the matter would settle the issue.
and Laurence Silberman
Silberman was even
more overt about the need for review from the Supreme Court.
must have been equally astonished, since both argued that
overturning the law would amount to judicial overreach.
Clearly, anyone who
has done even a modicum of research (which I barely did, because I pride myself
on doing the bare minimum) would immediately find that neither Sutton nor
Silberman would bat an eye at the prospect of the individual mandate being
overturned.
Yet moderate opinion bends over backward to act as if this
is an intellectually close question.
The crux of the opinions
for both appellate court rulings could easily be boiled down to: “I don’t know.
There is contradictory case history and this is an intellectually close
question. You should probably ask those guys.”
Similarly, House passage of Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget,
Jesus Christ, man,
slow your roll. This is not how your eighth grade English teacher taught you to
write transitions.
with its steep cuts in the tax rates on the wealthy and
sweeping reductions in programs for the poor,
This is a grossly inadequte
simplification, but both Mrs. Dionne and I agree that grossly inadequate is
pretty much the only fitting description for you.
is an enormous step rightward from the budget policies of
Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. Faced with growing deficits, Reagan and
Bush both supported substantial tax increases.
I didn’t even live
through most of the 80’s and I have a clearer understanding of what happened
than Dionne. Both Bush and Reagan were pushed into tax cuts that they didn’t
want in return for budget cuts that never actually happened. It weakened Reagan
and cost Bush the presidency.
It’s one thing to
believe that compromise carries a positive net effect. It’s quite another to
revise history to paint a concession as Reagan’s or Bush’s policy position.
A small hint of how this push to the right moves moderates
away from moderation came in an effort last week to use an amendment on the
House floor to force a vote on the deficit-reduction proposals offered by the
commission headed by former Sen. Alan Simpson and Erskine Bowles, former chief
of staff to Bill Clinton.
Oh, you mean the debt
commission that Obama set up, propped up, milked, and then ignored when their
findings weren’t politically convenient? That commission?
You learned only in paragraphs buried deep in the news
stories
The Washington Post Opinions Page is now
criticizing “the news stories.” Maybe conservatives really are having success
pushing opinions to the right.
that the House was not even asked to consider the actual
commission plan.
WaPo: “House could
vote this week on budget plan modeled on
Simpson-Bowles ideas.” [emphasis added] It’s right in the headline, you
fucking moron.
To cobble together bipartisan support,
Ah, this makes more
sense. He’s not angry because moderate Republicans are siding with Ryan. He’s
angry because Democrats are. HERETICS!
sponsors of the ersatz Simpson-Bowles amendment kept all of
the commission’s spending cuts but slashed the amount it prescribed for tax
increases in half.
So, Republicans are
asking Democrats to compromise. They do, after all, control the House and we
are so often told that compromise is the ultimate legislative virtue.
See how relentless pressure from the right turns self-styled
moderates into conservatives?
Not even a little
bit. This was Obama’s commission!
If there’s a cave-in, it’s always to starboard.
[citation
oh-so-desperately needed]
Note how many deficit hawks regularly trash President Obama
for not endorsing Simpson-Bowles
Actually, it’s
because his budgets are fucking clown shoes. His last foray into dark humor was
unanimously defeated by a congress incredulously asking each other “Is he
fucking serious?” To which others responded confidently “No. He can’t be. No
one’s this tone-deaf.”
while they continue to praise Ryan — even though Ryan voted
to kill the initiative when he was a member of the commission.
I envision E.J.
writing this sentence, a wry smile creeping across his face. He’s so proud of
his scathing indictment of Paul Ryan that he is completely oblivious that these
facts directly contradict his central thesis that conservatives are intractable
and unyielding.
Here again is the double standard that benefits conservatives,
proving that, contrary to establishment opinion,
You write for the Washington Post Opinions
Page. You are establishment opinion.
Obama was absolutely right not to embrace the Simpson-Bowles
framework.
Right. It’s not like
the deficit has skyrocketed since he took office.
If he had, a moderately conservative proposal
[citation needed]
would suddenly have defined the “left wing” of the debate,
just because Obama endorsed it.
That’s how compromise
works, Jack. You’ll notice the presumptive position of Obama, “Simpson Bowles
but with more tax increases” is roughly the compliment to “Simpson Bowles but
with less tax increases.” You’re the buffoon who suggested that compromise the
end-all be-all for legislation during the debt ceiling debate. Now that you’re
being called on to actually compromise, you whelp like a little girl with a
skinned knee.
This is nuts.
Parity can be
hilarious.
Yet mainstream journalism and mainstream moderates play
right along.
An assault on mainstream
journalistic moderation from the journalistic
mainstream might just make my head explode. Have some damn self-respect, Washington Post.
A brief look at history suggests how far to the right both
the Republican Party and contemporary conservatism have moved.
The last seven
Republican Presidential nominees have been: Mitt Romney, John McCain, George W.
Bush, George W. Bush, Bob Dole, and George H.W. Bush, and George H.W. Bush. That’s
twenty eight years of moderation.
Indeed, the only of
these nominees that you could even consider arguing was truly conservative was
George W. Bush, who gained that reputation almost entirely as a result of his
hawkish foreign policy. He famously branded himself as a “compassionate
conservative,” as though conservatism had to be qualified. His signature
domestic achievement was the woeful No Child Left Behind Act. Sure, he passed a
couple of tax cuts. (What president in a deep recession wouldn’t? Oh… Right.)
Today’s conservatives almost never invoke one of our most
successful Republican presidents, Dwight D. Eisenhower,
Define success.
who gave us, among other things, federally guaranteed
student loans and championed the interstate highway system.
Oh. Passing liberal
ideas under the Republican banner is not success.
Even more revealing is what Robert A. Taft, the leader of
the conservative forces who opposed Eisenhower’s nomination in 1952, had to say
about government’s role in American life. “If the free enterprise system
Note: “the free
enterprise system” does not equate to “the federal government”
does not do its best
Note: “do its best”
does not equate to “guarantee”
to prevent hardship and poverty,” the Ohio Republican
senator said in a 1945 speech, “it will find itself superseded by a less
progressive system which does.”
By which, of course,
he means Communism, which would hardly be surprising during the run-up to the
second Red Scare. I don’t think Dionne really read this before copying the
quote from some leftist blog.
He urged Congress to “undertake to put a floor under
essential things, to give all a minimum standard of decent living, and to all
children a fair opportunity to get a start in life.”
Please explain how
this is inconsistent with current Republican/conservative platforms?
Who can doubt that today’s right would declare his day’s Mr.
Republican and Mr. Conservative a socialist redistributionist?
Yo! This guy! Right
here.
The only issues modern
conservatives would have with Taft is that he didn’t specify which tasks that
were federal and those that were state and local, probably because Taft
understood so intrinsically that they would best be local. Not a single
conservative in elected office opposes universal access to education, food, or
health care for those in adject poverty that are unable to assist themselves. Not a one.
Such a gross
misunderstanding of conservative legislative philosophies indicates that Dionne is actually arguing against some archetypal
“other,” his own concept of evil projected against the monolithic right. He
did, after all, claim that this was all some super-secret CIA ninja Sue Storm flying
a stealth bomber rightwards. (Sort of.)
If our nation’s voters want to move government policy far to
the right, they are entirely free to do so.
Awful generous of you
to say.
But those who regard themselves as centrist
You’re welcome to
regard yourself as centrist all you want, E.J. You aren’t, though.
have a moral obligation to make clear what the stakes are in
the current debate.
Past experience tells
me that moderates oppose moral obligations, making things clear, and debates.
If supposed moderates refuse to call out the new
conservatism for the radical creed it has become, their timidity
Past experience tells
me that either timidity or apathy is the defining characteristic of a moderate.
will make them complicit in an intellectual coup they could
have prevented.
You might as well
call them criminal co-conspirators. Moderates really respond to criminalizing
their political decisions.